Low-Fat Animal Fries

Baked 'Lightly Salted' Kettle chips
Fat free cheddar cheese (Kraft makes it)
Fat free Thousand Island dressing (again, Kraft is pretty good)
Diced onions

Sautee the onions. Put chips on plate, cover with shredded cheese, then onions, then dressing, then microwave it. Mmmmmm. Not quite the same- pretty much satisfies the craving for me, but I'm the kind of person who uses Splenda for sweetening almost anything.